the world according to kzirk

don't hate me for being awesome!

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I know not everyone is ‘into’ the bible and stuff, but one sometimes finds strength there, and thats something one should eb able to advertise. Faith is a just one part of a person, and no matter what belief everyone has, none say to judge or hate someone who has a belief. So, I apologise if you dislike this post, but it’s part of who I am, and right now I need strength and want to share where I’ve found the strength to get out of bed today.

Vindicate me, Lord,
    for I have led a blameless life; 
I have trusted in the Lord
    and have not faltered. 
2 Test me, Lord, and try me,
    examine my heart and my mind; 
3 for I have always been mindful of your unfailing love 
    and have lived in reliance on your faithfulness.


8 Lord, I love the house where you live,
    the place where your glory dwells. 
9 Do not take away my soul along with sinners,
    my life with those who are bloodthirsty, 
10 in whose hands are wicked schemes, 
    whose right hands are full of bribes. 
11 I lead a blameless life;
    deliver me and be merciful to me.


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Would kill to have a body like this .. even if it came with the ridiculous tie tan!!!  

Would kill to have a body like this .. even if it came with the ridiculous tie tan!!!  

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Teacher:
Why did you not study?
Me:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.